| Venting... |
[Apr. 12th, 2007|09:35 pm] |
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Seeing as no one really reads these anymore, I think its safe to vent here. So I have this roomate, and despite the fact that she has basically got me evicted by over excessive parties, she continues to ignore me and my warnings. Repeatedly she has people over despite my objections that eat and drink our shit and leave messes behind and yet do NOTHING for repayment; rather when they leave their stuff at my place and I eat it, they demand i pay them. Well fuck that. The long and short of it is that if i could get out what i really wanna say, it would be explictive after explicitive over and over. Seriously, I dare say that my roomate, her friend and friends of her friends may be the dumbest people on the face of the planet. Already they have caused damage to the house and yet not offered to pay for it. Well, rather they have offered to pay for the ceiling fan they broke, but yet Jenna does nothing to pursue it, even though i should too. But they also have burned marks into the HARDWOOD FLOOR with the hookah, and despite my saying that its not allowed anymore, they continue to bring it over. When im gone, they totally ignore everything i say and even go as far to smoke in the house, and not only that, but smoke pot IN MY ROOM! Ive gotta figure a way outta this mess, and while i strongly want to take vengance in some way, im not sure how or if i should. There is a logical side of me telling me to keep cool and collective and instead of brute force, figure out another way to ruin her. But thats all i want right now, is to ruin her.
Funny thing is that by tomarrow, i prolly wont even entirely agree with the context of this blog. Eh, w/e haha |
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| Look, Ive posted! |
[Apr. 3rd, 2007|09:27 pm] |
Well hello all. Its been a long time since Ive put any thing up here. Its also occured to me how, errr, immature I was back then? Regardless, while I should be studying for a exam tomarrow, I am writing a entry I likely will not check on nor update for quite sometime, but writing non the less. So whats up with my life as of late? Im a sophmore at UWM, starting defense for the lacrosse team (which isnt saying much, but I get my respect.) Im still chillin' with a one Eriks Pukite, tho thats about all I see of my old highshcool friends, well cept Cj. I see him often too. I now live on the Eastside with a buddy of mine, Jenna, but we got evicted so Ill be moving outta there soon enough to wherever the wind blows me :)Furthermore I have an extremely beautiful girlfriend whom makes me terribly happy that I would do anything for. Literally, shes the best thing that has happend to me in the past year or so :D But for all of ya who havent seen or heard from me inna while, heres a updated pict of me. Aside from the one like 3 pages back which had to be like...sophmore year of Highschool, so 4 years ago about. With that sad, its time to quit stalling an study. Cya round!
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| hiya |
[Jul. 6th, 2006|02:07 am] |
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hiya homies, its been a while |
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[Apr. 12th, 2006|09:51 am] |
Sup doods and doodettes
I am currently about 7 to 8 hours away from gettin a cell phone. Ik, huge event, you all should be proud as now u can finally call me without fear of mamma benson answering |
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| TAKE THAT TRABEK |
[Jan. 2nd, 2006|02:42 pm] |
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hey yall..been a while so im not sure y im on here..regardless ive got another 23 days of break so party on bitches!! |
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| TAKE THAT TRABEK |
[Jan. 2nd, 2006|02:42 pm] |
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hey yall..been a while so im not sure y im on here..regardless ive got another 23 days of break so party on bitches!! |
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| Dust in the wind..all we are is dust in the wind |
[Jul. 21st, 2005|12:09 am] |
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hello all, its been a while
sadly this entry has a rather sour tone..ready?
Girls fuck you over and friends stab in the back.
This has been Dan Benson, go fuck yourself world. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2005|07:39 am] |
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Hey yall..on bout 3 hours of sleep..good stuff. Yesterday ruled (Anselm and his naked-nes, Anslem and the doobie and Anslem/doobie brothers) So then on a whim we decided to go bike riding, originally it wasnt gonna be a long one, but we made it to Danielle's and got the "Magic" lemonade she made us(it was really good, ask her to make some sometime)But after that we got hardcore pumped and were like screw this whimpy shit, were goin to fucking c-burg. so we do, and on the way we made it through the valley of VERY rich ppl, eriks former biking grounds and getting me killed like twice. Bout a block away from Abbys house, we decided to bike in the conservetory, but about goin 50 ft in, it was all mud so we decided against it and went to Abby's, which we stayed like 15 whole minutes before turning around and heading home. It was uneventful till we saw both Lance and then Denker Goon and Chelsea. With Denker & company we decided we were gonna see batman (outta the entire group, only denker eriks and i went)so after we saw batman, dropped abby off and tried to find goon while taking directions from "Stutterman" we failed misserably, or rather they did cuz they both suck at directions and life, so when "Stutterman"'s dad drove goon to our car, eriks, not realizing it was his dad goes out the windo and starts yelling "HEY YOU SUCK AT THE GAME OF LIFE!" Goon then got in the car still in her bathing suit, or rather half of one becuz she "lost" :)her bottom half in the hot tub. Drove her to a house, went home and then watched boondock saints (part till we all fell asleep)and that was my night. Fun stuff, and i didnt have to drive anywhere! ok im off now..church (aka sleep time) |
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[Jun. 21st, 2005|12:39 pm] |
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Been a while since ive updated..following major events have taken place: Im legal, Im a underclassman once again
Graduation party at Cj's ruled..not gonna lie,Hank helped hardcore cuz that guy is the shit. Eriks and I took a persons phone and prank called several ppl on the list. One of them was named Zoltan..but we never got through. Anyway, although this wont have nearly the same affect, but youll get the idea.
Sample of me calling Steve Kaplan (people believe hes..ratherlarge)
HEYYYY DUUDEE wee are soooooooo wasted man! HOLY CRAP there are some crazy colors comin outta your ass eriks (eriks) dude!! frogs keep coming outta your mouth..theyre EVERYWHERE!! (me) WOAH MAN THOSE WERE TITS! I SEE TITS! dude..is that Godzilla walking on the street? *makes lip smacking noises on phone*..Ok well dude we got the munchies hardcore dude..called to see if you wanna join since it looks like your into the whole eat alot thing man..o wow, did i mention im soooo high? I cant feel my feet HOLY CRAP DUDE WHERES MY FEET! (Eriks) Easy man, theyre attached to your legs! (me) woah dude your right hahah i see them *into the phone* its ok dude..my feet are there now,they decided to come back. Ok, well i guess your not to talkitive so i guess your not in for the food thing..so peace dude. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2005|10:14 pm] |
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So here are my picts from philly everyone..enjoy!
( LACROSSE TRIP!! ) |
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[May. 30th, 2005|10:22 pm] |
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Well all, Im back from Phili, and what a trip it was. First off, for the lacrosse players, all I gotta say is Powell, thats right, I met all 3 Powells, Mikey, Ryan and Cassey, and I got Cassey and Ryan's Autographs and my picture with Mikey (Jake was off chasing girls and getting free bracelets, he missed out) Ok so recap, we arrive at 1100 their time, get to the hotel and 2 other follow us in, both drunk. This one is my inside joke for Danielle: Guy:Come on baby,lets go. Hooker: Mhmmmmhhmhm yah uk it. Guy to Hotel guy:Hey man, dont worry, we wont be long, shes italian! Conclusion, Italian hookers are fast? Gotta stick with the homegrown. Ok so next day we had the first games, wen to subway,ran into first hobo, and on stairs into subway was a giant pile of human crap sitting on the stairs. We then went to the game and saw Maryland get whooped and then saw a AMAZING game between Hopkins and Virgina. Sadly Virgina was robed. Ok so next event was the cab ride with the old white guy, and when we were cut off by african-americans in a van he yelled "Nigger" Next day. had the D2 and D3 championchips, both great games, later went to fairmont park to play lacrosse. Jake flagged down taxis with his lacrosse stick and got 2 to pull over. The 2 began to fight over us "learn how to fucking drive!" "O yah say it right" "what, you want me to come over there?!" u get the idea. Played lacrosse,and some black ppl were having a picknick, and a bunch wanted Jake to let them try, so i played catch with lil black kids for a while. Umm..so D1 finals occured, I met the powells here, which was uber pimp, these guys are amazing beyond belief. Straight up amazing. Saw a great game between Duke and JH, and JH won, went wlaking after the game, and heres my highlight of thw trip. A black guy with no hands (amputated from elbow up) was rushing down a hill in a wheel chair trying to stop with his feet while he was flailing his nubs in the air and couldnt stop..i dont know how he ended up, but it was effin hilarious. Then we saw a hobo with crap all down his pants, like he didnt know how to use the toliet, and finally, a black midget, homeless as well. Then we met a indian lady (arab) who kept seeing herself in the mirror and was like "I TOLD U TO STOP FOLLOWING ME!!" That was a good laff as well. Yah so its kinda late now, im bushed and I think ill go to sleep. Picts and all, and ne more good stories will be later. Yah..this trip kicked ass, and eriks, sucks to be u. |
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[May. 26th, 2005|06:22 am] |
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Well, today is thursday, and so all chaos for me will break out. Till Next week, i wont really be around. As for the lacrosse team, in my absence, kick Kenosha's ass please..Eriks, I give you full permission to ball-hog it. Anyway, friday im gone to philidelphia for my graduation present, and those who care already know what it is and Im sure their sick of hearing it, so look for me on TV, and if you find me, Ill give you a million dollars, Im in the 30th row on the right corner(but ill prolly end up standing behind Virgina's bench.) Ok well peace out y'all and cya next week sometime. |
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| ITS ANDDDYYY!!!! |
[May. 23rd, 2005|07:29 pm] |
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Ladies and Gents, I have pissed myself because i was laffing so hard. I have always wondered what Andy Krklax would look like when he grew up..and now i have found him..if he became buff..with out further ado..Andy K!
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| Its a small world afterall |
[May. 21st, 2005|05:24 am] |
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Alrighty people, sorry to break up the really somber mood i made with the last entry, but this is far to rich to pass up. I decided I needed to search for my tru self, so i typed my name in o google..and heres what i got.This guy writes bad poetry,like me! Heres the favorite he had on the site..its about indians and bison..wow!
Way of Life Lost
To be separated from the one you love,
Is to be separated from peace.
Like the great race,
From which we engulfed,
Its mother, Its bison, Its lease.
To lose the creatures,
Which once did reside,
War, Murder, Genocide.
To be separated from the peace you once knew.
Please return precious,
I feel like I'm Sioux.
But the lame poetry compairison isnt the creepy part. At roughly the same time I went and visited Eauclaire, he apparently visited the Grand Caynon, and we both ended up with these picts.
And so that my friends is just creepy, especially if i end up like him..its just not cool..at all..betcha this guy is STILL a virgin. OW NOW BROWN COW! |
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| When in deep thought, stop..it only makes your head hurt |
[May. 20th, 2005|11:33 pm] |
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I have a idea what needs to be done, I dont know how to do it. This is gonna require some thought and possible huge changes. Dont know what Im gonna do here....
o BTW..Sawyer and the terry comment..brilliant |
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| The sun may rise in the east, atleast it settles in a final location |
[May. 16th, 2005|03:26 pm] |
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Fuck..i wrote this once, dissapeared and now im pissed..ill try to recreate it
Ok so saturday was "Post Prom" The highlight was prolly couch fighting with Danielle and Kristen. I wouldve been slaughtered by their merciless attacks but I came prepared. See What many of you dont know is that I am a 6-legged Master of the 2 Claw Defense. This is a rare and powerful martial art, using the most terrifying creature in nature, the crab. Formed in the 6th century, it is located in Ni-Pi-Chi-Ki-Oni-Taichi and produces some of the most ferocious fighters ever. The dojo master, Hilo-Kilo Wutang has been training these warriors for over 200 hundred years. The dojo's motto is "Hu wu yu du chu pu" Which translate to "ILL GO CRAB ON YOUR ASS" The common misconception that crab's is a STD was started simply cause some loser messed with a whore and then messed with a dude from the dojo, got his ass kicked and passed out. When doctors noticed the STD, he was only semi awake and said "I got...crab" but what he meant to say was "I got WHOOPED by a Crab" Many Famous 6-legged masters or Crabs have graduated from this dojo. They include the following:Chris Farley, Dien Bien Fu, Alvin, Papa Smurf, Bruce Lee, Ron Burgandy, Chandy, and me. The most recent method being taught there is one i created. Its called "HOOOOOOOOOO Chi-nu-hoi" or "Crab hides in shell and attacks large bird. It is simple and anyone can do it. I will now teach you.
1.Once attacked, curl in tightly extending your arms
2.Look straight forward with your eye stalks (or if ur a human..just ur eyes)
3.Counter each attack witha quick grabing motion, stopping their attacks
4.Strike back by tickling them into submission
5.Continue till they submit or pee themselves, whichever first
So ya thats it, till another time
6-legged master Butros-Butros (The Big Red One)
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| @#%@#!^!$^&#$&%&@&&%@ |
[May. 12th, 2005|09:30 pm] |
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SO I get home from the game, take out my old F-10 shaft, found the nearest tree, and away i went. Sadly, mainly all the images in my head were that of OUR OWN TEAM! I got so fed up, and i am soo pissed off, even Botachelli came to me after the game and stated..."Dude, why did PERSONS NAME never pass the ball to you? You were left wide so many times, and your the only one with a good left hand." There, its been said, not even by me but one of THERE best players. So i bent the shaft more, huge chunks of tree are gone, and i snapped on my family for trying to comfort me. Yesterday was soooo good, so why the hell did this game have to fuck it all up. DAMIT!!!!!!
BTW..in no ways was i flawless, i fucked up too...but COME ON! |
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[May. 9th, 2005|08:29 pm] |
its been a while..time to bring yall up to speed:
So ever since USM (1) my game has diminished rapidly..atleast ofensively. While i dont find myself bad at offense, the pressure put on me is so much for so little time. For the record, right now, i would trade in my 7 goals to be the lead defender again..i would kill for that. Basically putting about 3 yrs (full, on and off season)on defense and then it being taken away by the fact that another got injured. So w/e, do what the team needs. But yah so today we played, and i was longstick...fun...and then RAIN! VERY FUN! Rain=amazing..ok so thats it..games thursday and friday..and we REALLY could use the support |
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| The Hunter became the Hunted-Anselm |
[Apr. 27th, 2005|06:10 am] |
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That quote couldnt have been more true last nite on many levels. We played USM last nite, and after a 3 year drought, we finally stuck it to them. Might I add with only one real attacker. So thats meaning #1, because in the first yrs, USM was the hunter, we were the hunted, role reversed now..and ive never been happier bout that. The second meaning was what the comment was originally attended for, and thats me. Im a d-man, I do the killing, just ask eriks, but noooooo ryan was sick and Joe has toe problems (Ill bet its something like athletes foot, jk) so they take andy (a good choice) and me (a seemingly bad choice, seeing as how ive only played indoor with a short stick and this is my first time outdoor and...never really done anything offensive b4, such as cutting) and stick us in with Eriks. I then have to look to the other side of the field, and see my prized possession (defense squad) operate without my help at all (which they did effectively)but furthermore, I was Gebhart-less. I wanted this game because i was gonna mop the ground with Gebhart, but instead, i got to settle a old score with Brofe. He has anger issues, ill put it that way. And by that, i mean he'll hit ya( with body and stick) when the ball is long gone and in places your not sposed to (hip bone, stomach, upper arm)but ne way, i got to burn his stupid slow ass twice, and after indoor and all the times he was a cheap motha fucka...it was good. K so long story short, cuz bus is coming soon, we did it, Anslem-1 Emory-1 Eriks-1 Mike T-1 Me-3. My new line- WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE D-MAN SCHOOLS YOU!
O and btw..abby thinks my new SN should be laxgoalscorer..but i prolly wont do it. |
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